Father :What is your favourite subject?
Son :English, dad.
Father :Why?
Son :Because my English teacher is always absent.
Father :!!!!?????
Son :Daddy what colour do you like?
Father :Red, son.
Son :Oh, see this daddy, I got red marks in every subject!..
Double Pay
Father :I'll pay you to clean my car this week, son and if you do that again next week. I'll pay you double.Son :Ok, I'll start it next week.
On Radio
Richard was playing piano for his friend, Leen.Richard :Well, how do you like it?
Leen :I wish you were on radio.
Richard :You mean I'm that good?
Leen :No, because then I could turn it off.
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