Monday, 7 November 2011

Your Handwriting Reveals Your Personality...






Writing Angel
  • A person whose handwriting is vertical is independent and self-reliant.
  • A person whose handwriting slants to the right is a natural and active person. He is interested in improving himself. He likes to mix with people. He likes people to listen to his problem.
  • A person whose handwriting slants to the left is said to be selfish and shy. He likes to defy of go againts authority.


Spacing
  • If the space between words is even, the person is cautious. He does not make rash decisions. He likes to read book.
  • If the space between lines is even, the writer is a good organiser. Words which are written very closely indicates that he is unsure of himself. He is insecure but he is kind and sociable.
  • A crowded page indicates that the writer is thrifty.

Direction
  • A person whose handwriting is ascending is an optimist. This is especially so if his writing is also broad.
  • Descending handwriting indicates that the writer is a pessimist. Wavy lines show that a person has an unsteady mood. He cannot decide quickly.

Size of Letter
  • Small letters indicates that the person is realistic. He does not care what other people think of him. He is also intelligent.
  • Tall letters show that the person wants to be well-known. He wants public recognition.

Pressure of Writing
  • A writer who presses very firmly when he writes has a strong will and physical strength. He is a possible leader.
  • Light pressure indicates the person does not have drive or energy. He likes to avoid quarrels.




Release Your Tension...


Favourite Subject
Father   :What is your favourite subject?
Son      :English, dad.
Father   :Why?
Son      :Because my English teacher is always absent.
Father   :!!!!?????



Favourite Colour
Son     :Daddy what colour do you like?
Father  :Red, son.
Son     :Oh, see this daddy, I got red marks in every subject!..



Double Pay
Father   :I'll pay you to clean my car this week, son and if you do that again next week. I'll pay you double.
Son       :Ok, I'll start it next week.




On Radio
Richard was playing piano for his friend, Leen.
Richard   :Well, how do you like it?
Leen       :I wish you were on radio.
Richard   :You mean I'm that good?
Leen       :No, because then I could turn it off.

10 Commandments Of Human Relation...


  1. Speak to people. There's nothing as nice as a cheerful word of greeting.
  2. Smile at people. It takes 65 muscles to frown, but only 15 to smile.
  3. Call people by name. The sweetest music to anyone's ears is the sound of his own name.
  4. Be friendly and helpful. If you would have friends, be friendly.
  5. Be cordial. Speak and act as if everything you do were a genuine pleasure.
  6. Be genuinely interested in people. You can like everybody if you like.
  7. Be  generous with praise. Cautious with criticism.
  8. Be considerate with the feelings of others. It will be appreciated.
  9. Be thoughtful of the opinion of others. There are 3 sides to controversy -yours-the other's fellow's and the right one.
  10. Be alert to give service. What counts most in life is what we do for others.

JOKES



Maths Test
Father   :How did you do in your test, son?
Son      :Quite all right, dad.
Father   :Oh...good.How many questions did you answer wrongly?
Son      :Only five, dad.
Father   :How many questions were there in the test?
Son       :Five, dad!
Father   :??????




Fraser's Hill
Teacher  :Where is the Fraser Hill, Johnny?
Johnny   :Err...I don't know the answer.
Teacher  :Stand on your table!
Johnny   :Oh! Can I see it when I'm standing on my table?
Teacher   :???????






Socks with holes
Danial   :Have you got any holes in your socks?
Jimmy   :Certainly not!
Danial   :Then how do you get your feet in them???






The school bus tragedy
Son       :Today on the school bus, a little boy fell off his seat and everyone laughed except me...
Mother  :Who was the boy?
Son       :Me.....