JOKES

Maths Test
Father   :How did you do in your test, son?
Son      :Quite all right, dad.
Father   :Oh...good.How many questions did you answer wrongly?
Son      :Only five, dad.
Father   :How many questions were there in the test?
Son       :Five, dad!
Father   :??????

Fraser's Hill
Teacher  :Where is the Fraser Hill, Johnny?
Johnny   :Err...I don't know the answer.
Teacher  :Stand on your table!
Johnny   :Oh! Can I see it when I'm standing on my table?
Teacher   :???????

Socks with holes
Danial   :Have you got any holes in your socks?
Jimmy   :Certainly not!
Danial   :Then how do you get your feet in them???

The school bus tragedy
Son       :Today on the school bus, a little boy fell off his seat and everyone laughed except me...
Mother  :Who was the boy?
Son       :Me.....